we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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