we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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