Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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