jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
The air was thick with penises
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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