you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
