Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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