there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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