her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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