Need sex. Gaining weight.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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