My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
