I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
