google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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