Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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