McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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