Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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