There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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