To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
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