Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
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