Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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