it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
operation harelip BJ is a go
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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