then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
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