Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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