dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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