Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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