yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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