i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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