Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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