i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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