Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
