I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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