Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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