My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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