So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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