The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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