I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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