i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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