Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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