So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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