When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
The adults are the big ones right?
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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