did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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