New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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