Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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