is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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