Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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