What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
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