Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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