for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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