We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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