kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
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