im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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